Saturday, September 7, 2013

Upstream Color

w/d Shane Carruth

Here's a winning formula: make a film with no character development so the audience has no idea who they're following around, craft enigmatic scenes in isolation - string them together in random order, throw in some icky stuff, add a dash of abstract, pointless musical chords, add some pigs, worms, gore and voila! You have a waste of two hours.

This wasn't the worst film I've ever seen. I'm sure there were others that were more inept and irritating. I just can't think of what they may have been.

Anyone who gives this bozo money to make another film should be dragged out and beaten.

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